Talon had his 100th day of kindergarten yesterday. He was told to wear 100 of something. Joe thought 100 temporary tattoos would be cool.

He was right!!
On our way home last night I told Talon he needed to go straight to his room, get his pajamas and meet me in the bathroom. It was later than we normally get home, and we had a lot of scrubbing to do. Here is how our conversation went:
Me: Talon, I want you to go straight upstairs, get your pajamas and meet me in the bathroom. Got it? Talon?
Talon: Yes. Got it.
Me: No distractions...I'm serious.
Talon: But my toys just look so good...